Wednesday, April 7, 2010

NYVS Mission


Mission:

End the feud between humans and vampires by recruiting the good ones. Turn futile conflicts and the drain in the police force into a new reciprocal pact.

Motivation:

Jen, Kelly, and I had a passionate discussion at the happy hour about changing our relationship with vampires. We should recruit our blood-drinking peers into the police force and sustain their existence by donating blood to them. They will enjoy equal rights as humans and
bad vampires (who bite humans) should be punished.

Starting with a pilot program in New York, they will belong to the NYVS--New York Vampire Squad. I made a logo for them.

100 reasons for founding NYVS



Join the brainstorming for reasons why vampires should join the police force.
1. They don't feel sleepy at night.
2. They don't need a flashlight in the darkness.
3. They don't die.
4. They only need a tiny bullet-proof vest to cover the chest.
5. All the bad guys will stay at home if they know vampires are patrolling the night shifts.

Please continue with 6, 7, 8, and keep the number in order.